• 初学者诱惑指南书
  • BED FOR BEGINNERS: Being a Gentleman’s Guide to Scientific Seduction in Eight Easy Lessons
  • 作者:Jack Hanley
  • 出版社代理人:The British Library
  • 出版时间:2014年(首次出版是1937年)
  • 页数:160 pp, 7 1/2 x 4 inches
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  • 版权联系人:tina@peonyliteraryagency.com
内容介绍
*本书原本在1937年出版,同样的爆笑幽默以及实际忠告在今天还是非常相关!
 
其实,诱惑一个女人是一个科学的知识,也很可能是我们每一天都会需要用上的技巧。没有了诱惑的世界,报章杂志都会无聊透顶、小说家会失去灵感、电影明星不再是巨星,反而变成只是演员。。。作者忍不住看着男人没有几本诱惑的能力,于是写了这本书,利用八堂棵带给男人一些指导。
 
在书中,第一步是选择目标(如何选择该诱惑的女人),以及选择的方式。第二步则是如何搭讪,作者分类成集中主要的方式,一一讲解给读者明白。第三步是实际的诱惑,以及更高等的方式。第四步是她说“好”以后,该怎么做。第五步是时间以及地点的重要性。第六步是结束之后该做的事。
 
目录:
CONTENTS
AUTHOR’S PREFACE                                                                                                 11
 
LESSON I
SOME INTERESTING ASPECTS OF SEDUCTION                                                      15
What is Seduction? Seduction in the Larger View; Seduction Among Primitive Folk; Seduction Among the Eskimos; Seduction in History.
 
LESSON II
SELECTING A SUBJECT                                                                                             27
Why to Select a Female; Types of Subjects; Selection by (a) Advertising, (b) Pick-Up, (c) Etc.
 
LESSON III
THE APPROACH                                                                                                         43
Do You Want to Seduce Her? Case of Blivitz; I. The Physical Approach, (a) On Roller Skates, (b) Crawling on Hands and Knees, (c) On a Stretcher; II. The Mental Approach. Case of Hon. P. I. Penbroke-Fixigain.
LESSON IV
SYSTEMS OF SEDUCTION                                                                                         65
1. The Fuddle-Duddle or Have You a Hollow Leg; 2. The Moustache Twirling or Ah There M’Little Beauty, including
(a) Come and See My Etchings
(b) Tut, Tut, My Dear
3. The Conditional or I Can Take You Out of All This; 4. The Palsy-Walsy or Let’s Get Together.
 
LESSON V
SOME MORE ADVANCED SYSTEMS                                                                         85
5. The Intellectual or Freudian Follow-Through; 6. The Burnup or Vesuvian Broadside; 7. Boring From Within or Melancholy Baby Breakdown; 8. Whimsical Workout or Let Us Be Gay; 9. Dying Calf or Prostrate Petitioner; 10. Man of Mystery or Who’s You? 11. The Primeval Putsch or Primitive Persuasion.
 
LESSON VI
WHEN SHE SAYS “YES”                                                                                            107
What To Do If She Doesn’t; Boudoir Etiquette; What To Do In Case Of Fire; In Case of Husbands.
 
LESSON VII
TIME AND PLACE                                                                                                      123
Their Importance and Relation to Each Other; Case For Diddell; Check List of Places; Titwillow’s Folly; Apartments, Folly; Apartments, Their Selection; Equipment; Other Places, Indoors.
 
LESSON VIII
AFTERMATHS, AFTER-THOUGHTS AND ADDENDA                                               143
Aftermaths and How to Handle Them; What the Well Dressed Seducer Will Wear; Addenda, Including Accessories.
APPENDIX—TEST PROBLEMS                                                                                155